This was a totally pheasant surprise. Because it is just normal to walk into someone's office and to find a dead pheasant lurking on the desk - isn't it???
We do not know if this Pheasant fell dead due to foul circumstances. He/She flew into a building with such force, it knocked itself stone dead. Suicide or were they chased to their death? This may be a case for CSI Pheasant City?