In the words of my wonderful father in law, who has passed this realm, today I had to say 'words fail me'. I was in head down and posterior up mode, working away, sourcing an airfare from Brisbane to London return. As is always the case with airfares, a good read is required. Can we sell this fare from NZ, do we have the right travel dates, what booking class do I use to see if it is available, can the customer use a seat, can the customer breathe, or leading up to my photo, even use the toilet whilst on board. In all my years of reading airfare rules, this is the first time I have come across this one
Yes folks, we have a POO fare. I don't know if this is a shitty one, if they are taking the crap out of me or if your name has to be Jack Schitt to travel on this one. I only know this is a POO fare. Now the dilemma of the day.... do I contact my customer and say yes I have the airfare, however it is a POO fare. Can you please make sure you are suitably ummm, ahhh, full of shite when you travel?