Imagine the scenario if this resulted in a prosecution of a body part
The Head: He realised Your Honour that he should have quit whilst he was a head
A Leg: He has no idea what happened Your Honour. He was legless at the time
An Arm: Yes Your Honour, my client is (h)armless
A Knee: This was the result Your Honour, of a real knees up
A Butt: Your Honour, in life he has had a real bum's rush and is the butt of many jokes
A Toe: Your Honour, I promise my client will toe the line from here on in.
I think I had better stop now!!
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