Well today on my walk I was treated to a 'Lipstick On a Bollard'
Found a lipstick on a bollard,
bet you think it can't be true
Found a lipstick on a bollard
in a very bright pink hue
Bet your bottom dollar,
this never was on a collar
Cause, Lipstick on a bollard, told a tale on you!
OK, OK, I know small things amuse small minds