Here I lie all glum
my work for the day is done
Yes I have been in Irene's mouth
actually some ladies wear something similar down South
ie places like Wellington, Christchurch, Timaru
but I'm not particularly pointing at you!
So now I can see it will be the rubbish bin
that I am going to be consigned in
Everyone wants a piece of me
hold on, wasn't that sung by someone called Britney?