November 29th The Unveiling of the Pavlova

Well this is the final result of what was the Perfect Pav

The Lemon Curd added a dimension never before had

A marshmallow bottom (that resembles mine)

Then a Layer of Lemon Curd which is divine

Topped with fluffy Clouds of Cream

And then the Strawberries - it was a Baker's dream

But then other events did unfold

Can you put the above on hold

Here is what really happened

I must admit in my pants I was crapp'n

Yes it was a Perfect Pavlova with a shape to desire

I had reached my baking goals to which I did aspire

Curd went on perfect with a glow in my heart

And then I kid you not, my Pavlova did fart!

It gave a heave, and a little collapse

I shite meself and thought what caused this lapse

Never before has a Pavlova been heard to fart

But I must admit my friends are used to me saying quite loudly - what the fark

The photo above is the collapsed result

You have to laugh I have no idea what was the fault!