Tuesday 25 June 2013

June 24th Two Dogs One Sausage Roll

Benny:  Minnie, you have the last sausage roll. After all you are the lady and I am a gentleman

Minnie: Oh no Benny. You have the sausage roll. You are new to these shores. Have traveled a great distance via Singapore and then spent time in a quarantine station. Please take it as a welcome to NZ gift

Benny: But I insist. You have it Minnie

Minnie: No, no Benny. Please...

Irene... Bugger the both of you. I am having it


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