February 9th Complaint of the Day!

I don't know if  I alone suffer this problem, but child proof locks! I dread when I have to open a new container and it is one of these ridiculous 'squeeze here, and turn at the same time' child proof locks. They not only are child proof, but they are Irene proof locks.

I went to clean the toilet today (even a domestic goddess has to stoop to the mundane), and do you think I could open this one. I even walked away and came back and still couldn't open it. How ridiculous, but I had to wait for George to come home. Imagine if I lived on my own - I would have to go to the neighbours to get them to open my bottle of toilet cleaner. Or why can't manufacturers make two lots. One with child proof locks for small children in the house and one without child proof locks.

Do you want to pee me off in 5 seconds and give me a present at the same time?  Buy me a bottle of toilet cleaner!